I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
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