therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
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