like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
She needs sedatives and a leash
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize