belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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