I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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