Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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