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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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