We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Randomize
