My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
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