no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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