So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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