you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
Randomize
