handjob tips. give me some.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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