Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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