thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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