Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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