Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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