This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
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