Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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