So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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