So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Randomize
