The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
