ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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