what if every blade of grass was a penis?
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Just pee around me
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
