Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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