im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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