your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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