My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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