mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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