he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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