scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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