What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Your penis caused this!
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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