I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
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