Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
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