Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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