I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
He did a backflip because drugs
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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