How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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