fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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