that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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