i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I just gargled with NyQuil
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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