Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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