After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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