my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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