getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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