i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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