why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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