god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
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