So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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