I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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