I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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